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Hi there, as of 1 Oct 10 my husband Shane and I are the new owners of CST Online Limited. Sorry it has taken a while to do this – blogging is new to us. Anyway please feel to ask questions on anything (and I do mean ANYTHING). If there is an item that you are interested in but is not on our site please ask because our suppliers have a much larger range than is just at www.cheapsextoys.co.nz As we are a small business (looking forward to advertising and growing though) we don’t pay GST but pay PAYE tax instead. Therefore we have reduced most of the prices on the site instead of the more usual increase in GST to 15% on 1 Oct 10. Feel free to contact Shane or I at cstonline.store@gmail.com Regards Paula.
Posted by chiquitajose in sex, sex toys.
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I know that my last blog was supposed to be, well, my last blog… But I can’t help myself, especially when I get a story this good from a very satisfied customer! I recently sold a Fleshlight, to a very happy customer, and the customer was a woman! She sent me her story, and, even though I had already shared a customers story about the Fleshlight, I thought I needed to share this one! When you visit the site, make sure you watch the video of the Fleshlight in action!!!!! (Look for the green toolbar, bottom left hand side of the home page)
For those of you who are not familiar with the Fleshlight range, they are the worlds biggest selling men’s sex toy, and with very good reason! Here are a couple of photo’s.
Hiya Chiquita,
Serena here. I have bought quite a lot of toys from you over the last few months. I am in a long term relationship, and we had never used sex toys. I kinda viewed them as a substitute for a penis. Me and my man discussed buying one for me, and eventually we got me a dildo. This was followed, pretty quickly, by a vibrator and now I have a collection of very cool toys.
I wanted to buy a toy for the man in my life, but didn’t know what direction I should be thinking. Prostate toys and cock rings didn’t really appeal, and I really wanted something that focussed on him, but that we could both enjoy. After all, that’s what vibrators are for me. He uses them on me more often than I use them solo. On my own, they are great, but together they are mind blowing. That was what I was looking for.
Eventually, I decided that a pussy was the way to go, so I started doing my research. There are SOOOO many on your site that it was difficult. Then I stumbled on http://fleshlight-fan.com/ These people LOVE their fleshlights!! So I went on to the official Fleshlight site, and had a good look. Then I came back to your site and ordered one. OK, actually I looked at five other sites, found that not only do you have the best price, but the best range, and came back. I know you have the best service too, as you have always been nothing short of fucken awesome to deal with.
I ordered, and I waited. And Waited. And WAITED!! Nearly 48 hours I waited! I had not told the boy what we were getting, and I was turned on every time I thought about it, which was a lot. When it turned up, I didn’t show him straight away what we had. I made him sit down at the computer, and showed him the Fleshlight video “See It In Action XXX”. Twice. Then, it was into the shower for a fairly extended, and water wasting, foreplay session. I moved the couch in front of the computer, we put on some porn, and we got to work.
I had my favourite vibrator and we lubed up both toys. I was going to town on myself with the vibrator, and using the Fleshlight on the boy. I was licking his balls, and I stopped to ask him how it was. He was lovin’ it. I had already had a play with the Fleshlight, and putting fingers into it was pretty close to putting fingers into a vagina, soft and nice.
We both came pretty hard, and pretty quickly. Then retired to the bedroom for some good old fashioned missionary action.
Sex toys for us are never a substitute for the real thing, but an accessory to our love life. I am really pleased that we got the Fleshlight, as it is a toy he can use, that we both like, and I can be as involved as when he uses a vibrator on me. A good thing to do is to warm it under the tap before you use it, then make it slippery with lots of a good lube (Water based only. C.) then slide it on.
He goes away a bit, so now he can take his toy, I can have mine, and we Skype. Fucking Fantastic.
Love Serena.
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Wow Serena, That is awesome. I love hearing adventurous new stories. They give me so much to think about…..
Now, just before I go, here is the obligatory gratuitous nudity!
Love,
Chiquita
x
No Complaints, Only Moans
www.cheapsextoys.co.nz
SOLD!!
August 28, 2010
Posted by chiquitajose in sex, sex toys.
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My regular reader (I know there is at least one of you, you know who you are!), will have noticed that I haven’t updated this very regularly recently, nor have I tweeted or facebooked.
It has been difficult with all of the things going on to keep up with this side of the business, all of my energy was needed for other things. Fortunately, this is a business that takes care of itself, for the most part anyway, and we have been having a fantastic response to the new look of the shop, and some new initiatives.
It is now, however, time for me to go, and I have sold the business. I will be a little sad to see it go, but the new owners are a really exciting couple, with some fantastic ideas.
No longer will I be putting odd things inside me for profit, it will be purely for pleasure!
Cheapsextoys.co.nz is the most fun business I have ever owned, and I have met some fantastic people from all over the world, and I will miss all of them. I won’t tell you anything about the new owners here, I think it is fair to let them introduce themselves.
As for me, I am off to new and exciting places, doing new and exciting things with new and exciting people.
Goodbye for now…
Chiquita
x
No Complaints, Only Moans.
www.cheapsextoys.co.nz
Actually, it’s not really fair for me to sign off without gratuitous nudity is it?
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Hi again. I got an email from Abbey. Abbey wanted to know about vibrators. And she asked a LOT of questions. Eventually, Abbey bought a vibrator. This is her story. Take it away Abbey (APPLAUSE!!!!)
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Hi Chiquita,
Here, as promised, is my experiences with my vibrator. As requested, I will provide some background, as I understand you want to post this as a guest blog.
I’m a 23 year old woman, and I am pretty recently single. I had come out of my third bad relationship in a row. It seems I have a talent for picking losers. I thought about a chick, but they just don’t do it for me, so I thought about just fucking some bloke, or blokes, and getting what I want like that. Two disastrous one night stands later, I thought about a convent. The problem was, I think the bible is a great work of historical (hysterical?) fiction. So what to do? I know!!! A vibrator!!! WooHoo!! Orgasms galore, no strings, no diseases.
But, and it is a big butt (ha), which one? Who to ask? What to ask? Is a clit tickler important? How big? What colour? What shape? Are they legal? Safe? What the fuck is a phthalate? Who actually uses these things? Will it last longer than me? How deep is the average vagina? How do I even measure my own? Does a black one count as an inter racial relationship? Should I take it home to meet my parents? Will it respect me in the morning?
I started looking on that fantastic repertoire of information for the terminally shy: Teh Internets. I rapidly found the best purveyor of sexual playthings in the outer reaches of the Pacific: cheapsextoys.co.nz And the cheapest. Did I mention best? And cheapest?
I emailed Chiquita with my questions, or at least the first two, and got a sensible answer, that told me what I wanted to know. So I let fly with a missive filled with demands for intimate information. So I asked for more. And I got it. Then I started to look seriously at something I would be happy to stuff inside my pussy, something that would make me squirm, and come, and again. Something my Dad could watch the rugby with. Sorry, that was my last boyfriend.
I thought at first that I would just buy a cheapie, one that looked like a penis, and wasn’t ugly or intimidating. Basic, no nonsense. The more I asked, the more information I got, the more I changed my point of view. You see, it seems that vibrators are not just for long term single girls and nuns. Lots of people use them, even during sex with a partner! I decided then that I was going to spend a little bit more money than I intended, and buy something that I really liked the look of, something that was going to do it for me visually, as well as, hopefully, sexually.
Hopefully, because I had never used anything that vibrated before, and it doesn’t sound like the sort of action that I would be interested in… What about thrusting? Or one that felt like a tongue? I went down that latter path, very briefly, until I found out there was something, and that it wasn’t what I was looking for… I wanted colour and frivolity as well as a sense of purpose. Purpose, not porpoise though. That doesn’t wet my, erm, whistle. I have put a few strange things inside my body, including a couple of weirdo boyfriends, but I didn’t want to go down that path.
I eventually narrowed it down to the silicone bathboy, the climax gem, in orange, or the Touche Brigit in purple. After a lot of thought, or possibly obsessing, I decided on the Touche brigit. Part of it was the very classy appearance. Part of it was that it is reassuringly expensive. I didn’t want something too cheap, as I was trying to avoid tacky.
When it turned up, I couldn’t wait to unwrap it! Then wrap it up again!! But I took my time, showered, shaved, as if it was a hot date, and had a wine. Then I opened it up, put in the battery, and had a play with the controls. Well, control really.
While I was looking at it, and touching it, I noticed that I was turned on! This was a bit of a surprise, but I guess the anticipation had got to me. My nipples were hard, and I was wet. I went to the bedroom, dimmed the lights, and started to play. It was a really nice shape, and a good size, but I was a little apprehensive about the vibrations. I put it inside me, turned off, and moved it back and forward, feeling the size and shape. It was pretty good, a better shape and size than miscellaneous things I had tried in the past. I turned on the speed, and played with the level. This was a surprise!!!!! My whole torso vibrated! I could feel it in my ribcage. It was not what I was expecting at all. It wasn’t at all unpleasant, just different.
I settled on a speed that was about half way, and settled into it. I came pretty quickly, and left it in, and went for another go. Orgasms were easier than I had had before. All up, I came four times in that first session, and really enjoyed it.
Since then, I have discovered that I like it on my nipples, and on my clit (a lot), as well as inside me. I have used it anally (with a condom as advised…) and really enjoyed that too. I now own three vibrators, all from Cheap Sex Toys, and will buy more.
I am also willing to try sex with a bloke again. But I am not giving up my toys!!
Thanks for letting me have a say, and for answering all of my questions, you were an enormous help.
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You are most welcome Abbey. I am happy that you are so obviously enjoying yourself!
Love,
Chiquita
x
No Complaints, Only Moans
http://www.cheapsextoys.co.nz
Posted by chiquitajose in sex, Uncategorized.
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This entry (he he) is from a gentleman who wishes to remain anonymous – not even a nom-de-plume!
Find out why the Flesh Light is the worlds number one selling male sex toy!
*****
I am getting on a bit, single and happy with it. I like to watch a bit of porn, and, like most blokes, get myself off while I am watching. My favourite porn star is Jenna Haze, she is good looking, swings both ways, and really looks like she enjoys what she does. I was surfing the net late one night, and found that there is a Flesh Light called the Jenna Haze. So I bought it from www.cheapsextoys.co.nz, because they had better prices than anyone else.
It took fucking ages to turn up (It did not!! C. 😉 ), about two days. When it did, I busted out the lube, put on a Jenna Haze movie, and started fantasizing. It was pretty damn good. Much better than a hand, and I was really surprised at how good it felt. I also like the natural skin tone rather than the pink or ice.
I experimented over the next few days, and used it with different lubes, cooled down, and warmed up with a hair dryer. My favourite way to use it is warmed up, with a warming lube. It feels awesome. And it is probably the closest thing I will come to the real Jenna Haze.
I have since bought another Flesh Light, this one the Ice Lady. As soon as they add more, or they come into the country, I will order the full set of the girls. Variety is the spice of life!!
Fleshlights click here
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Thanks for that, I am pleased that you like it.
Have a look on google, and you will find hundreds of fan sites for the amazing, mind blowing FleshLight.
Love,
Chiquita
x
www.cheapsextoys.co.nz
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This is a guest blog from Keifer. She has bought a lot of toys from us, and submitted a couple of tests for us. Expect more soon!
The only problem with her stories is that they are waaaay hot! It means I can’t think about much else for ages after!
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I have always been into men. Women have held no sexual appeal for me at all. In bed, I have always liked a hard body, and a harder cock. I want someone stronger than me, who can dominate if that’s what we both want. Women just weren’t what I was looking for. So it was a real surprise to me when I met a friends new girlfriend, and got wet instantly, and just wanted to see her naked.
I am 27 years old, and have had my share of relationships and one night stands. I never have trouble finding a willing lover, although a good orgasm was harder to find. I was between lovers, and not really looking, when my friend Richard introduced me to his new girlfriend. He called me and suggested coffee, and said he wanted me to meet Lillian. Oh God, I thought. Sounds like a fucking librarian.
But I went for coffee, and they walked in. Lillian was wearing a parchment coloured sundress, that disappeared with the sun behind her. I, and all the men in the café, could see her body in silhouette. When they sat, Lillian sat with the light at her back, so that I could see her body through the dress. I couldn’t help myself, I kept looking, and got turned on. This was the first time I had ever felt like that about another woman. we got on well, and exchanged mobile numbers. When I got home, I was looking at cheapsextoys.co.nz, and on a whim I bought a Fantasy Lap Dancer Thigh Strap On. I own a few sex toys, and just liked the look of this. I don’t think I ever expected to use it!
We saw each other over the next few weeks, and we had a couple of double dates. Then one Friday, I got a text. Richard was away for the weekend, did I want a girly night out? I suggested dinner at my place, a few wines, and hit the clubs. Lillian came over, and we had a couple of wines. She was wearing a denim mini skirt and a yellow silk shirt. I had on a pair of black pants and a green hemp singlet top.
We complimented each other on our clothes, and I suggested I might like to try on her top one day. Before I knew it she had peeled it off, and put it on the counter, and was tugging at my singlet! I pulled my top off, and she shrugged into it, and I put on her shirt.
We ended up in my bedroom, going through my clothes, with her trying on my tops and pants and skirts. This was awesome! I was getting an eyeful every time she changed. Her bra was lacy and a little see through, and her nipples almost had my eye out!
It had to happen. Lillian was on her knees, wearing a bra and matching g-string, looking through my shoes. I was distracted, looking at her bum. She pulled out the little case I keep my toys in, and flicked it open, saying “What’s in here?”. She pulled out all my toys, one by one. Including my new one, still in its box. She stood up, grinned at me, leaned in, kissed me hard and pushed me onto the bed. She opened the box, knelt in front of me and leaned in close and strapped it to my leg. I could feel her breath on my pussy. It was shallow, and fast and excited. She left me there. A couple of minutes later, I heard the music start. Fergie and the Black Eyed Peas.
Lillian came back into the room, fully dressed, and started to dance. As she danced, she ground against me, kissed me, touched me, and guided my hands over her body. “I wanted to taste you the first time we met. I wanted to crawl under the table at the café, and lick you until you screamed.” she said. Soon, she was naked, and I was topless. I couldn’t take off my knickers, as the dong was in the way. Lillian sat on my lap, kissing me and pulling on my nipples. She pushed the dong inside her, and started bucking and grinding on my lap, and pushed my pants aside so she could put two fingers inside me. I took a nipple between my teeth, and gently pulled backwards. I was wetter than I had ever been. Then her thumb found my clit, and I got so dizzy with pleasure I couldn’t believe it. I grabbed here ass with one hand, and a nipple with my other, pulled her in tight, and started going to town on her neck. Licking and sucking and biting. She tensed, and moaned, and came hard and long.
We lay on the bed for a few minutes, kissing and touching. Then Lillian unstrapped the dong, and strapped it to her ankle. After a bit of wriggling and adjusting position, I was going down on her. I had never been this close to a pussy before. This one was bald, and slippery and smelled wonderful. I was licking and sucking and nibbling her labia, and I moved up to the clit and licked and sucked it. I put one, then two and then three fingers inside. I was in seventh heaven. This was the best sex I had ever had. I was getting more turned on going down on a chick, than I had ever got with a guy. Lillian moved her leg, and I felt the dong pushing against me, so I reached down to assist it inside me. This was fucking awesome. There I was, with a mouthful of pussy, and a big dong in me, being moved slowly in an out. Lillian came again.
She pulled the dong out of me, and unstrapped it. I lay on my back, and she took the dong out of the harness, and put it back inside me, and kissed her way down my body, paying lots of attention to my nipples and then my lower belly. It was driving me wild. She got to my clit, and reached around with her free hand, and grabbed my ass hard. I came, just as hard.
We lay there for about ten minutes, then had a long shower together, with lots more kissing and teasing and touching. At one stage I choked, as I was going down on her while she was leaned against the wall, and all the water ran up my nose and into my mouth.
When we got out, we poured another wine, and put on more music. This time I danced, and Lillian had the dong strapped to her leg. It is an awesome feeling. Breasts and a pussy to look at and touch, and a hard dong inside you at the same time. I knelt on the floor, and Lillian put the dong inside me, still strapped to her leg, so she was half beside me, and kissed me and pulled on a nipple. The she slid a finger inside my ass, and I came again.
All up I had eight orgasms that night. Lillian and I still see each other, and the strap on thigh dong is our favourite toy, although we use many others. We are talking about sharing our sex life with a man, but it won’t be Richard. He just doesn’t do it for me.
I got wet all over again reliving that night, and have had two orgasms at the keyboard! I used a Touche Epona Vibrator for this job!
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WOW. Thanks Keifer. That’s awesome. we look forward to more of your stories soon!
Love,
Chiquita
x
No Complaints, Only Moans
www.cheapsextoys.co.nz
Posted by chiquitajose in sex.
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I wonder what the world record is for the most orgasms in a 24 hour period? Because I just reached, and passed, a personal best. All in the name of product testing for you, my readers.
Damn I feel GOOD!
Love Chiquita
x
No Complaints, Only Moans
Posted by chiquitajose in sex.
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This month we have had a lot of rain. A hell of a lot, and currently, we have another wet weekend.
You know what I find the best thing to do on a wet weekend is? Get wet too…
There are a few new toys that I haven’t tested yet, so I am settling in for a few hours in front of the fire with a glass or two of wine, and a dildo and a vibrator or two. I also intend to try out the Vibrating Mini Sex Ball, although I tend to be a little uncoordinated at the best of times, let alone after a glass of wine in the middle of an orgasm!!
I am also going to try out the Glass Tix 5″ Intruder. I haven’t had these in stock long, and haven’t had a chance to try one out before, but the wild and crazy shape gets me going just looking at it. I am going to cool it down, and use it with a warming lube. Ooohhh Yeah….
Finally, I am going to try out the Silicone Bathboy Vibe. In the bath. I love the colour and the shape, and I am looking forward to a luxurious bath, a warm red wine and another orgasm before bed. I find orgasms in the bath are an awesome way to relax tired muscles, and I do intend to tire some muscles out before I get there.
All in the name of research of course.
I hope your weekend is as wet as mine….
Love,
Chiquita
x
No Complaints, Only Moans
www.cheapsextoys.co.nz
Posted by chiquitajose in sex, Uncategorized.
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Over the last few weeks, a lot of people have come into the shop, put a few items into the shopping cart, and then abandoned the sale at the last minute. A large amount of these people are from overseas, including the US, the Philippines and Sweden. It seems that with the New Zealand Peso’s value at roughly the level of a used button, it is cheaper for people to buy from me than in their own country!
The problem was that I had not set up shipping for these countries, and so they could not order. Damn!!
I have fixed that. Now, no matter where you are, you can take advantage of the favourable (to you) exchange rate, and purchase your sex goodies from here!
Not only New Zealand’s best prices and friendliest service, but I have taken it upon myself to service the rest of the world too!!
Love,
Chiquita
x
No Complaints, Only Moans
www.cheapsextoys.co.nz
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A little while ago, I said that there were new posts on the way, imminently! This didn’t happen.
I could give you the full version of events explaining why this didn’t happen, or I can post a couiple of pictures of nekkid peoples.
Which is it? You choose… OK then, here’s the nudity!
I hope that makes up for my slackness, I know that trawling through the internet for suitable nudes always makes me feel better!
More will follow,
Love Chiquita
x
No Complaints, Only Moans
www.cheapsextoys.co.nz
www.cheapsextoys.co.nz 